Monday, January 16, 2012
You should Want a Wovel!
So the winter of 2011-2012 started with a wimper. It looked like it was going to be one of those 'blink and you'll miss it' kind of winters, where ski hills will work all night to make snow only to have it wash away by rain the next day. One of those winters where your tulip leaves will poke up next to the south facing wall of the house. A winter where you hardly think to wear a hat because it's just not worth the effort. Just days before Christmas we were lamenting that it was going to be a 'green' holiday. But then something happened. Winter!! An old fashioned, freezing cold then snowy then freezing cold then snowy kind of winter! Let me pass along one tip, if you are a shoveller: get one of these contraptions pictured here. It's called a husband. Ha, just kidding. It's called a 'wovel'. It looks ridiculous but it really works. The 'wheel' part of the wovel makes shovelling a breeze. Do yourself a favour and get a wovel, OR try to win a trip south with 'Bob Get Me Outta Here' from our friends at Nolitours and transat holidays. As I write this, yet another winter storm warning is in effect. And yes, you will have to wovel it.
Tuesday, January 03, 2012
Things You Should Never Say in an Interview
Happy New Year!!! According to business sources, the month of January is one of the top months for job hiring. So, if you're about the pound the pavement, be sure you are ready for that all-important interview. With that in mind, may I present:
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY IN A JOB INTERVIEW:
How long does it usually take to get a promotion around here?
Is this interview going to take long? I have to be somewhere in half an hour.
Why did the last person leave?
What is it that this company does?
I’m just going to go ahead and answer the question that I wished you asked.
I’m going on vacation soon so once you hire me, you will have to work around that.
I really hope I get this job because I can’t believe how great the salary is!
I would have to say my biggest strength is my ability to mimic barnyard animal sounds.
I left my previous job because it was quite obvious that I was in over my head.
My biggest weakness is probably my inability to get along with anyone.
Personal goals? Yes, I have several! I would like to win more poker games and I hope one day to own a new sofa.
Can I work from home? I don’t really like getting up in the morning.
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