Sunday, January 27, 2008

Hey! That Cat Has Horns!


This photo was sent to me this morning (taken by Art Carr of Douglas NB) and I think it's fantastic. I think this picture tells quite a sweet story. Plus, it makes you glad that you're not the only one who doesn't put your patio furniture away before winter.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Now What?

I have 2 squirrels that have found a secret entrance to my laundry room. This is one of them. I don't stand a chance.

Oscar scripts! Hot off the Press! Get Your Oscar Scripts Right Here!


The Oscar nominations have been announced. Every year I try to see as many Oscar-nominated movies as I can before the Academy Awards, but it doesn't always work out. The best picture nominees are: 'Atonement' (my personal favourite), 'No Country for Old Men', 'Juno', 'There Will be Blood', and 'Michael Clayton'.

With all the buzz about movies, awards, whether or not there will actually BE an Academy Awards this year, I was involved in a bit of a debate yesterday. A friend of mine always reads 'the book' before she 'sees the movie'. She goes to the theatre knowing 'exactly' what the movie is about and how its going to end, because she read the book. I don't agree with this, mostly because I love surprises. But here's a whole new angle: how about reading 'the script'?! I came across a website that allows you to 'download' big huge honkin' Hollywood movies. Here's the link: http://www.simplyscripts.com/
Its quite up to date, in fact you can download and print out the complete script for 'Atonement', 'Juno', 'No Country for Old Men', and many other movies! But make sure you have lots of printer ink, because your printer will be spewing out around 100 pages. Its better to do this at work. Just kidding. So print out the entire script for 'Atonement', then bring the script with you to the movie theatre and read aloud to each scene.
Winterlude is just a little over a week away, and the festival is being kicked off with STEW! Mmmmmm...... nothing beats a big bowl of hearty stew when its -minus 20 degrees outside. Next Friday, February 1st, come on out to the Byward Market at lunch-time. Market restaurants will be participating in the 'Stew Cook-Off'. Its a fun competition with some pretty amazing stew concoctions, and the best part is that you can try 'em all. And what the heck, after you've eaten some stew, grab a Beavertail. Its the Winterlude in Ottawa thing to do!
Ottawa's most 'purrfect' evening returns! Saturday March 29th, its the Humane Society Fur Ball at the National Gallery of Canada. This has become quite an 'A-List' event, but despite that, organizers still let me attend. It always sells out, so get your tickets now at www.ottawahumane.ca
Its Robbie Burns Day this Friday! A tribute to Scotland's greatest poet. How this became a day for eating oatmeal stuffed into a sheep's stomach, I'll never know. Haggis. Yuck! I won't even try it with ketchup.




Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Sandy Eats Deer Food! JR Eats a Dog Cookie! On the next 'Morning After'!!

JR: hey, who needs a bag of deer food? The deer thats been hanging around my backyard has moved on, and I'm stuck with a 50 pound bag of deer chow.
Sandy: Deer food looks tasty. Like granola.
JR: Ok, do you want the bag of deer food for yourself?
Sandy: I'm just saying, I wouldn't have anything against eating it. Would you have anything against eating a dog cookie?
JR: I'm not eating a dog cookie. I'll never eat a dog cookie.
Sandy: I'll eat deer food if you eat a dog cookie.
JR: Is that a challenge?
Sandy: Yes.
And so ended the show, with a promise of sheer entertainment on the next morning show.
Thank you to James the 'Photoshop King of Ottawa' for the above image.

The Official Mike Fisher Fan Club is Here!!


THE OFFICIAL MIKE FISHER FAN CLUB is finally here! If you already have a Mike Fisher / Coca Cola cardboard cut-out, you know how much fun THAT is! And if you DON'T have one, winning your own stand-up Mike is just ONE of the perks of being in the fan club! For example, above is a photo of Mike in a beautiful fall setting.
Sign up today - right here - on the home page of this website! You'll get an official Mike Fisher Fan Club certificate, suitable for framing (example above) plus, you could win Sens tickets, cool stuff like Mike Fisher cheer cards, AND ....you'll even have the opportunity to TALK TO MIKE! Yes, thats right...get those questions ready! Mike will appear periodically on 'the Morning After', to take questions from fan club members! You can find out his favourite music, his favourite food, the size of his skates, stuff like that. And here's the 'piece de resistance': ONE official Mike Fisher fan club member will be awarded the title of Fan Club Vice President - which means a BUSINESS TRIP! You and a guest will join me and 200 super-charged Sens fans for 4 beautiful days in Barbados, with stops at Berts Bar - hosted by Sens owner Eugene Melnyk. We will, of course, talk non-stop about Mike Fisher while we're lying in the sun, swimming, watching the Sens on the big screen, all those things. Enter today!!
Hmmm....looks like the movie 'Atonement' won the Golden Globe for best picture. All is right with the world. James McAvoy. Best actor. Ever.
Winterlude is just a couple of weeks away, and no sign yet of the canal being open for skating. For ice conditions, check 'the official website of the Rideau Canal skateway', click here http://www.capcan.ca/bins/ncc_web_content_page.asp?cid=16297-16299-10080-10081&lang=1
Uh oh, the red flags are up. Red flags, no skating. Green flags, get out and give 'er! If it doesn't get really cold soon, we may be eating beavertails on the side of the road.
Not for the 'faint of heart'...someone came up with this list: the 16 ugliest men in rock and roll. Here's the link: http://thewvsr.com/ugliest.htm. Most of them, great musicians, but not strong in the 'looks department'.
However, I take issue with one in particular: Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. A have quite a few girlfriends who think he's rather 'dreamy'. Maybe its the mouth, I don't know. Missing from the list: Geddy Lee from Rush.



Monday, January 14, 2008

Lost Puppy!

Have you seen this puppy? Her name is Cinder, and she has gone missing. Cinder disappeared behind the Merivale Mall area on January 8th 2008, and her owners have been searching everywhere, including the Humane Society, but no luck. There is a $100 reward for her return. If you have any information, please contact Keisha Pelletier at 613-421-9673. p.s. this photo of Cinder was taken when she was 7 weeks old, and she is now 4 months... so she's a bit bigger! Let's keep our fingers crossed for Cinder's safe return.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

A Picture of Mike Fisher in a Kilt


If you ever wondered what Ottawa Senators' Mike Fisher would look like in a kilt, here it is. Courtesy of Michael Cox of the 'Scottish and Irish Store' in Bells Corners. Doesn't he look smashing?

Monday, January 07, 2008

Happy 2008 !!!

It’s a whole new year, which has begun for me exactly the same way every year begins. Writing the wrong year on cheque after cheque, crossing out the wrong year, writing in the right year, then initialing it. Some things never change. Why do we need to initial things, anyway? The cashier at the grocery store always asks me to initial my receipt when I get cash back, so of course I do, then she gives me the receipt which I just initialed, and I put it in my purse and walk away. Do my own initials on the receipt just serve as a reminder to me, in case I’m wondering, ‘hey! Where did I get this 40 dollars from’? Why do I suddenly have 40 dollars? Oh, phew, those are my initials on a grocery receipt. I signed that myself so now I why I have 40 dollars.

Some people go to the bank machine and take out a couple hundred dollars for their spending money, which may last a few days at a time, maybe even a week or two. If I take two hundred dollars out of the bank, it will last me exactly the amount of time it takes to walk by a store window. Doesn’t matter what it is, if it costs $200 and its in a store window, and I have $200 in my purse, I will buy it. That’s why I usually only take $20.00 out of the bank. Twenty dollars in my wallet will last much longer than $200. Because I never see anything I want for 20.00. But if it costs $200.00, I am definitely buying.

It took almost a year, but I finally saw the movie ‘Little Miss Sunshine’. What a great movie! It had hints of ‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’, but it was smarter and had much better acting. Although I don’t think Christie Brinkley was cast in ‘Vacation’ because of her acting ability. If you get a chance to see ‘Little Miss Sunshine’, don’t miss it. It’s a feel-good movie with an ‘edge’, and a very cool message too.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas/ New Year holiday. While on vacation, I spent a lot of time trying to move a squirrel. He moved into my laundry room. One day the squirrel ran past me while I was folding clothes on top of the dryer. If you can call it running, I’m not sure that’s the proper term for a squirrel scurrying past with his four paws clinging carefully, belly pressed firmly against the wall, the whole time spewing squirrel swear words at me. I’m not sure why he was so angry with me, considering that I’d given him a roof over his head and fairly easy access to a big plastic tub filled with sunflower seeds for my birdfeeder. My husband set up a humane live trap, filled it with sunflower seeds, and within a couple of hours the squirrel was in the trap! I let him out the back door and watched him scurry away. Within about five minutes he was back in the laundry room. We set the trap again. A few hours later I went to the laundry room and checked on the trap. This time, there was one squirrel IN the trap, and one squirrel OUTSIDE the trap busily trying to open the latch to help free the captured squirrel. The trap went outside again, and everyone ran free. I like the fact that my squirrels get some fresh air every once in a while. As I write this, they are both back in the laundry room, doing whatever squirrels do in a laundry room. I have stopped short of setting up a tv for them.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Its

Only 2 shopping hours left til Christmas! As I write this, my own husband is frantically driving around the streets of Ottawa, searching for stuff. He is joined by thousands of other husbands.
All the best to you and your family. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Ultimate Christmas Gift for the SENS FAN!!!!







Its BACK!!! Sens Army: Operation Barbados!!
For Senators fans, this is the trip of a lifetime! What do Ottawans love most: the Ottawa Senators! And in second place: escaping winter and heading south!
Operation Barbados is the best of both worlds! Last March, ‘Hockey Night in Barbados’ was so much fun, we’re doing it again. 4 days in gorgeous Barbados, a super-charged Sens beach party, all this plus you’ll be special guests of Sens owner Eugene Melnyk as we SHOUT FOR THE SENS at Berts Bar! 2 nights at Berts Bar are lined up, with giant screens showing the Sens vs Montreal Canadiens, and the Sens vs the Leafs! You can’t beat the atmosphere of this Sens-crazed bar! And Eugene and Bert are fantastic hosts! Spartacat is already packed and ready to go! SIGN UP NOW! It’s a fantastic Christmas gift idea for the Senators fan on your list. For details, click on this link: http://senators.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NHLPage&id=19342



Thursday, December 13, 2007

What a Great Christmas Story!



PICTURED ABOVE...Kelly Leblanc of the Westminster Pet Sanctuary,
yours truly, Conner the wonder puppy, Conner's new mom Jan Hansen, and dog match-maker Steve Gregory!
Readers of this blog may know the story of little Conner, the stray puppy with quite a bleak future (he was 15 minutes from being euthanized after being found on the side of the road in the Port Hope area). I was part of a 'transport team' to bring him to Kelly at the Westminster Pet Sanctuary, where he has been getting stronger and healthier and happy-puppy-er (ok thats not a word). And this morning, after a visit to see us at BOB FM, Conner got a new home!! Thank you to Kelly for all she did to save this wonderful little guy, thank you to Steve Gregory for introducing Conner to Chum Radio's Jan Hansen (and her hubby Kirk), because now this pup is getting one fantastic home! Just in time for Christmas! All's well that end's well. What a great story!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Computer Problems? Nah!!

Steve Gregory sent this video along. For all the people out there who have 'problems with technology', check it out. You will laugh out loud. Warning: it may want you to find a sledge-hammer


http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=baddayoffice

Monday, December 10, 2007

Two best cookie recipes in the whole world



CAN WE BOTH PLEASE HAVE SOME COOKIES?!!!
Just in time for Christmas baking (and giving as gifts) :
I would now like to pass along the TWO BEST COOKIES RECIPES IN THE WORLD!!!!! The first cookie recipe is for KIDS (big and small!) and the second cookie recipe is for DOGS!! Do not get them mixed up!
'Chocolate Crunch Cookies' (for people)
1 1/2 cups butter
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup granulated sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
2 cups flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
2 cups oats
2 cups Rice Krispies cereal
1 1/2 cups chocolate chips
1/2 cup pecans
1. preheat oven to 350
2. mix together butter, sugars, eggs and vanilla in a large bowl until well blended
3. add flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, oats, Rice Krispies, chocolate chips, and pecans and stir together
4. drop batter on baking sheets in large mounds of about 3 tbsp, 3 inches apart, and flatten with hand. Bake for 8 to 9 minutes or until pale gold.
Tasty Treats - FOR DOGS!!!!!
1 1/4 cups water
1 1/4 cups peanut butter
2 cups whole wheat flour
1 cup all purpose flour
1 1/4 tsp baking powder
preheat oven to 400 degrees. Mix water and peanut butter in a large bowl until smooth. Combine flours and baking powder in a separate bowl, then gradually stir into wet mixture. Knead dough by hand, adding small amounts of water if consistency is too dry. Roll onto a lightly floured surface and cut treats with a cookie cutter. Bake on cookie sheet for 15 minutes. Cool for several hours before storing!

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Want Some Bunny to Love?



Due to zoning by-laws, New Moon Rabbit Rescue is desperately seeking foster homes for the 34 rabbits currently in their care! The City of Ottawa has given a deadline of Dec 18th for this rabbit rescue agency to find homes for these beautiful bunnies, including 3 bonded pairs and a bonded trio. If you've ever thought about adopting (or fostering) a rabbit, they make wonderful pets...and New Moon will provide you with cages and accessories if required. All the details are at www.newmoonrabbitrescue.ca! Once you see the photos of these sweet bunnies....... ok, enough said...check them out for yourself!




Sunday, December 02, 2007

Who Doesn't Love 'The Smitten Mitten'!


See how much they adore each other?
And their hands are nice and warm too!
This couple is wearing a 'Smitten Mitten'!
I was out shopping the other day and I stumbled upon a revolutionary new product for Canadian winters! Its called 'the Smitten Mitten'! If you're frustrated by layers of glove or mitten stuffing coming between you and your wife or lover's hand, then this is for you! On those icy cold days, you and your partner can each slide your hand into the Smitten Mitten, thus holding hands 'skin against skin' and staying warm at the same time! Caution: as one of our listener's pointed out, while wearing the Smitten Mitten, be sure to warn your partner if you plan to wave at someone, flag a cab, or scratch yourself!





I first saw actor James McAvoy in the movie 'Chronicles of Narnia', in which he played the 'faun' named Tumnus. I thought he had amazing charisma. And just recently I saw 'The Last King of Scotland' (yeah I know, its been out for a year!), and there was James McAvoy, playing Idi Amin's doctor. Again, he was incredible. Next week, the movie 'Atonement' hits the theatres, and it stars....you guessed it, James McAvoy. Also starring Keira Knightly, 'Atonement' is being billed as a 'tragic romance'. I have already watched the trailer 3 times with kleenex in hand, so I can imagine how much I will bawl in the theatre.
I am predicting, before this movie opens, that James McAvoy will become the next big thing. James McAvoy will be bigger than Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matt Damon, and all those other Oceans 11 boys put together. And if he's not, I will eat my words. Click here to see the trailer for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATtSfe_DaJU
Make sure you have kleenex handy!

Connor is Too Sweet


The Westminster Pet Sanctuary reports that Connor is doing very well, he's active, happy, and has already visited some kids' school classes, and the kids love him! Connor will soon be up for adoption (I would bring him home myself, but I have 3 dogs....sure is hard to resist the temptation) www.westminsterpetsanctuary.com for all the details.
This last chance haven for so many animals desperately needs donors to committ $10.00, $15.00, $20.00 per month. If you are an animal lover, please consider giving. You can use the website www.canadahelps.org to make your donation, and you will get a tax receipt instantly! Thank you from the animals!

Monday, November 26, 2007

Puppy Needs Our Help!

This is Conner. Conner was found as a stray puppy in the Port Hope area, and his prognosis was not good. Last night, I was part of a transport team to bring Conner to the Westminster Pet Sanctuary just east of Ottawa. My husband and I met Conner in Kingston and after quite a few licks on the face, we were on our journey. This sweet lab-mix puppy is now under the care of Kelli LeBlanc at the Westminster Pet Sanctuary (and medical care from Alta Vista Animal Hospital). The Westminster Pet Sanctuary rescues 'special needs' pets, which can be quite costly. Connor will get the help he needs, then he will be available for adoption. Please consider donating to help Conner (and many others like him) at the Westminster Pet Sanctuary, www.westminsterpetsanctuary.com or call 613-673-2699. $10 or $ 15 goes a long way for these animals. And who knows? Conner may just become part of your family. I can vouch for him. This is one gorgeous puppy, inside and out. You'll love him!!!!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving! When do the stores open

Happy Thanksgiving to our friends in the USA! I love American Thanksgiving because I love having a holiday so much, I can actually enjoy someone else's holiday through osmosis. Just knowing a country next to ours is having a holiday makes me happy. Plus, there are neat things on tv when its American Thanksgiving. The Macys Parade, daytime football, and I just watched the 'National Dog Show', where 2000 dogs competed for 'Best in show'! And the winner was a female Australian shepherd, like the one picture above. I didn't catch her name, and this picture isn't the actual winner, because I can't find her picture on the internet anywhere, because she just won ten minutes ago, but I was so excited when she won, that I found a picture of someone else's Australian shepherd. Yes, I do own two Australian shepherds, but I am in no way biased towards the breed.

To our American friends: Hope you enjoy your day today with family and friends. I just saw a TV commercial for Macys Department Store advertising their 'day after Thanksgiving sale', which starts at 4 am tomorrow. I don't think I've ever set my alarm for 3:30 am to go shopping. But I would if the situation presented itself!

Big thanks to Ion Aimers and the staff at 'The Works' new location in Orleans. JR and I were out last Friday for the grand opening and we had a great time. I've always loved the Works' burgers, and the Orleans location also has the most delicious maple smoked chicken.mmmmm yummy. I also left the restaurant with a brand new Mike Fisher life size cardboard cut-out thanks to Ion and the staff. It was one of the best nights of my life.

The Salvation Army Kettle Campaign is underway! As our society becomes more and more cashless (many of us just carry a bank card now!) this is just a reminder to keep some cash aside for the Salvation Army Kettle, which is the major source of funds to ensure that those less fortunate do have a special Christmas. I was at the Loeb in Bells Corners yesterday, saw the Kettle, and realized I had no cash, because I hardly carry it anymore! I did get some money for a donation but it made me wonder........is our 'cashless society' hurting campaigns like these?
Just something to think about. Put some toonies (or $$ bills!) in your pocket for the Kettle next time you head out to a mall.
p.s. or....you can save your $$$ and stop by 87 George Street on December 14th. Personalities from the A Channel and all 4 CHUM Radio stations will be outside the building collecting for the Salvation Army from 8 to midnight. I will be on the sidewalk as of 8:30 am, asking for your money. I may bring both of my Mike Fishers with me. See you then!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Santa Has a New Route

Santa Claus is coming!! Santa Claus is coming!! Outside of family, Santa Claus is everyone’s favourite person. I think at this time every year, Santa Claus should be on the cover of all the magazines. Cosmo, Vogue, Mens Health Journal, People, Kids Geographic, every single magazine should have Santa on the cover. This Saturday, the Santa Claus Parade winds its way through downtown Ottawa, starting at City Hall at 11 am. Firefighters will happily collect cash and NEW unwrapped toys along the route for needy kids. The route has changed slightlydue to construction, so you can check out the updated route on the front page of this website. And remember, stake out your place on the parade route early, so you can be on the SUNNY side of the street! Not only is it more pleasant, it is MUCH WARMER!!! From your warm sunny spot, you can laugh at the people across the street who are freezing!! They are so cold they are blowing into their hands! Their teeth are chattering!! Their shoulders are raised and tense due to the cold! You can point and laugh at them! Anyway, I think the thing I love most about the Santa Claus parade, is the true spirit of kindness and caring towards others. I especially love that part.

The Neiman Marcus list of Fantasy Christmas gifts is just what you need for the multi-millionaire or billionaire on your list. How about a ‘conversational robot’ which can hold conversations, recognize family members and give advice. Price: $75,000. Or a two-person submarine. Price: 1.4 million (and comes with a free keychain) Or (I love this one) how about ‘his ‘n hers portraits’ done in chocolate syrup? Price: $110,000. For a complete list of 2007 Christmas fantasy gifts, http://www.luxist.com/2007/10/03neiman-marcus-2007-fantasy-gifts/

I wanted to pass along congratulations to Joseph Saikaley, style guru extraordinaire and owner of Byblos Salon at Bank and First in the Glebe. Joseph was just appointed ‘style editor’ for Capital Style Magazine. Not only is Joseph an amazing stylist, from hair to make-up and fashion, he’s just a really great guy and a caring philanthropist. He is far too humble to publicize his contributions to charity and the well-being of others, so I will do it for him. Congratulations, Joseph! And yes, I am still biting my nails.