A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?'
'I smoke ten cigars a day', she said. 'I also drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. I also don't get any exercise at all'.
'Thats absolutely amazing!! How old are you?'
'Thirty-four', she replied.
